Sleeping is nice because youre not actually dead and youre not awake so its a win-win situation
It’s like being dead without the commitment.
an open relationship with deathdeath with benefits
does a friendship with my mom count
HOW DO YOU MAKE A GUY
today my sister asked me for a glass of cold water and i sarcastically asked her “how cold” and she said “as frigid as your love life”
I need my glasses to find my glasses do you see my problem
You can’t even see your problem